With the cry for swift retaliation for the recent Michael D. Cameron prank, the similarities between this and the war on terror begin to emerge.
Paul seems to be most like Iraq. Responsible for a lot of stuff and therefore held accountable when such a large prank occurs. One could even see Will starting a speech like this:
“We shall prank them on the beaches, we shall prank them on the landing grounds, we shall prank them in the fields and in the streets, we shall prank them in the hills; we shall never surrender”
The Mill has been playing an important role in this investigation and as such has interrogated Paul, making use of torture where appropriate or it just seemed like fun. Through Paul’s shrill girlie screams (which were quite different from Dave’s which sound more like a Britney Spears song), it became obvious that a credit card was needed in order to perpetrate such a prank. Sure, that information didn’t come directly from torturing Paul, but where is the fun of interrogation without torture?
Paul does not have a credit card. Although given his relationship with Trish, he may have access to one. Unfortunately he claims (even under some heavy torture) that he has been banned from using the card “under pain of death”. What for wasn’t entirely clear, but it was likely to be either spending too much on porn or too many transactions at King’s Cross.
So this brings me to Dave, who recently claimed (about two weeks prior to the prank) that he does not like to use his credit card online. That and the fact that Dave is cheap strikes him out from the list.
Of course, Will has a credit card, and may have simply been seeking some attention himself. Will has also demonstrated his desire to see more pranks take place and may have found this to be the best way to start the war on pranks.
Stay tuned as The Mill examines the probable actions leading up to the 15/11 prank.
I too thought the other day that he might have sent himself flowers. I even mentioned it to him :
A very defensive response! This can only mean he’s guilty.
What say you on the matter Captain?
Certainly a possibility. I would believe this to me more credible than the claims by some that I was not-Rhys.
That quote has about as much context as a pinapple in Zimbabwe. The first two lines were from a topic on a wager that paul was trying to get me to take him up on amd my answer to his question was multi-line. *shrugs* The Mill will be The Mill I guess.
For the record, I would not buy myself flowers with a pink bow and teddy and send them to my new place of work nor compose a poem to myself. Indeed I wouldn’t do any of those things individually either let along combined.
Interesting point about the Credit Card. I have a feeling with Interflora you can probably pay in cash at one and they come out at the other. It depends if they used that or went with the store direct. Regardless, it is an interesting clue to add to the riddle.
Yours,
Will.
Not sure what happened to my paragraph breaks…
Will.
must I use html?
Will.
Add a in between your paragraphs.
Ah, thanks.
Will.