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Here at The Mill, we take the truth and process the hell out of it. Through our top secret truth bending process we are able to turn boring facts into exciting pieces of “news”.
For instance, take the following fact:
The Sky is Blue
Boring, isn’t it? But when put through The Mill we get this:
Sky is looking down, suffering from the Blues. The end of the world is nigh.
Far more exciting, yes? Our process extrapolates on the existing truths and fills in gaps that were apparently left out, giving you, the reader, a superior product. Of course, The Mill also takes in fabricated truths (known in some circles as lies) and processes them as well. There is very little that The Mill can’t process.
So, if you don’t like the truth in its raw, unproccessed form, come to The Mill where you can enjoy all the goodness of processed truth.